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Meet Derek Todero

What type of kid were you?

I was the youngest of 3 brothers, so I was by far the most reserved and quiet. I used to play with toys and had a fantastic imagination.

Fun fact?

Hmm. Well, I took ballroom dancing for 5 years. From about when I was 10 to 15. I can waltz any person in the room. Even Tan. Yup. I said it!

Tell me something off your bucket list.

Something that I’ve already done is go to Venice, Italy. Something I want to do is jump out of an airplane. Just because it scares me. It scares me so much. And I kind of want to get over that.

Go-to karaoke song.

Billy Idol’s Dancing With Myself. Solely because I know all of the words. Well, most of the words. Maybe like 23% of the words.

If you could only bring 2 things on a deserted island, what would they be?

I’ve been thinking a lot about this question since you asked it in previous interviews. First thing, a very large Swiss army knife set. And I mean large like a full size machet. It’s my world I can do whatever I want. Second thing. Ready? Okay, second thing, I want … a baby tiger. I want to name the tiger a normal name like Rodger. So that when/if I get attacked by natives I 1 will have a companion and 2, when I get attacked and captured by island natives or pirates and they ask me if I’m alone I’ll say “no I’m here with Rodger” and then out of the bushes my large, now 700 pound beast of a friend, will attack them, free me, and now we’ll have pirate meat. So that’s what I’d bring with me on a deserted island.